You know you are a mom when….

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You know you’re a mom if  your toes become your pickers because your hands are full of toys,books,kids,toys etc. 

You know you’re a mom if you are a pro in using a laptop single handed.

You know you’re a mom if best ideas come to you in your sleep, because that’s the only time you can think.

You know you’re a mom if you can sweep the floor while letting your baby sit on your hip.

You know you’re a mom if you’ve ever crawled under a crib at 3 a.m. searching for a pacifier like your life depended on it.

You know you are a mom if you find yourself singing..”Wheels on the bus go round and round..alone.

You know you’re a mom if you can take a shower and do hair in less than 10 minutes of course with an audience.
 
You know you’re a mom if you don’t even shut the door to go to the bathroom.

You know you’re a mom if you taste baby food along with the evening snack.

You know you’re a mom when you wake up with those extra people in bed with you.

You know you’re a mom if everything you ever need is on the floor of your living room.

You know your a mom if you have ever held out your hands to catch child’s vomit.

You know you are a mom if your “me time” usually consists of daddy watching the baby for 30 minutes while you clean up the house.

You know you’re a mom if you blog about your baby’s latest developments.

You know you’re a mom if you say ‘I slept all night!’ and it was only for four hours. 

You know you’re a mom if your Google history is filled with baby-related searches, like ‘best cloth diaper’ or ‘is it normal when baby spits-up to often’. 

You know you’re a mom if you hear your mother’s voice magically come out of your mouth!

You know you’re a mom if your favourite hour of the day is the 60 minutes between you and your kids going to bed.

You know you’re a mom if  you have the ability to run into another rrom and sneeze only because your kids are sleeping in your room. 

You know you’re a mom if you have a secret chocolate stash because frankly, you’re fed up of sharing. 

You know you’re a mom if you have been washing the same laundry for the past 2 days only because you forgot to dry it.

And seriously by the end of the day, brushing your teeth feels like a real achievement! 

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